https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/krosseyedkimshortstories en-us Podomatic RSS Generator Fri, 10 Jan 2025 22:53:38 +0000 short, ,stories, ,literature,Arts,Books Copyright 2025 Kimberly Schjang Give it a listen! episodic false no https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/7a/f0/78/krosseyedkimshortstories/1400x1400_1607849.jpg https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/krosseyedkimshortstories Kimberly Schjang Random short stories from a random person. https://krosseyedkimshortstories.podomatic.com/entry/2010-07-10T11_36_58-07_00 https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/krosseyedkimshortstories/episodes/2010-07-10T11_36_58-07_00 Sat, 10 Jul 2010 18:36:58 +0000 2019-06-01 2013-12-06 https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/krosseyedkimshortstories/episodes/2010-07-10T11_36_58-07_00 Kimberly Schjang short,stories,audiobooks,comedy,literature,story 123 true Why Sporks Are Stupid, a Short Story by K.A. Schjang Around a fire, six men sat, 2 with spoons to eat their chili, 2 with forks to eat their chili, and 2 with knives to eat raw animals like bad asses. One of the Spooners said, "If you were stranded out in the wilderness, what would you bring to eat food with? A spoon, a knife or a fork? Surely a spoon! It's the most logical!" The second Spooner agreed. The Forkers protested loudly, "No, no! A spoon cannot spear meat!" The Knifers continued to eat their raw meat without a word. One of the Spooners had a moment of creativity and said, "I know! I would put all three of them together to have the best of all worlds!" The second Spooner and the Forkers agreed loudly, cheering and raising their utensils to rejoice and clink them together. Then, the Knifers got up and knifed them. Why Sporks Are Stupid, a Short Story by K.A. Schjang Around a fire, six men sat, 2 with spoons... https://krosseyedkimshortstories.podomatic.com/entry/2009-02-22T19_37_16-08_00 https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/krosseyedkimshortstories/episodes/2009-02-22T19_37_16-08_00 Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:37:16 +0000 2013-12-05 2013-12-05 https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/krosseyedkimshortstories/episodes/2009-02-22T19_37_16-08_00 Kimberly Schjang literature,major,change,short,story 664 false Short Story: Major Change Short Story: Major Change https://krosseyedkimshortstories.podomatic.com/entry/2009-02-22T19_28_21-08_00 https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/krosseyedkimshortstories/episodes/2009-02-22T19_28_21-08_00 Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:28:21 +0000 2013-12-05 2013-12-05 https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/krosseyedkimshortstories/episodes/2009-02-22T19_28_21-08_00 Kimberly Schjang america,starbucks,short,story,literature 183 false Short story: America + Starbucks = Cult. Short story: America + Starbucks = Cult. https://krosseyedkimshortstories.podomatic.com/entry/2009-02-22T19_24_37-08_00 https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/krosseyedkimshortstories/episodes/2009-02-22T19_24_37-08_00 Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:24:37 +0000 2019-06-01 2013-12-05 https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/krosseyedkimshortstories/episodes/2009-02-22T19_24_37-08_00 Kimberly Schjang short,stories,literature 235 false Introduction of author, K.A. Schjang. Introduction of author, K.A. Schjang.